We All Have to Do It

by Ripe and Ready

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Ripe and Ready's debut, "We All Have To Do It", is an 8 song musical hallucinogen featuring the original life-poetry of then 70-year-old Vietnam veteran and real-deal Mexican-American HERO, Homero Cantu, whose intriguing verbalized imagery was re-purposefully mixed with new-age house-music that was freely packaged with Tilex Shower Cleaner back in 2001.

***Homer has been missing again since 2012, likely to be in the central Ohio area or Texas. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please contact via this site. Thx!

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released July 4, 2010

Homer (lyrics + fire), J. Christ (backup vocals + arranger), P. Abbott (paid engineer/co-productor)

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WPBO

Believe in dreams!

AA changed ev-thing

U R super special!

P = power
O = of
P = positivity

BE A HERO NOW!

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Track Name: Ripe and Ready
1. Ripe and Ready

I have carried this pineapple forever.
To Bob's Bar, (the) past 6 days.
It is Ripe and Ready!
Track Name: The Ballad of Slim Shady
2. The Ballad of Slim Shady

Slim Shady was a....
Track Name: Don't People Talk Anymore?
3. Don't People Talk Anymore?

Where is love and romance heading to?

You see two people in a restaurant
and they will be texting each other at the table

Don't people talk anymore?

What the FUCK? (wtf)
Track Name: "The Cultural Hub of the Midwest"
4. "The Cultural Hub of the Midwest"

Get the fuck out

That's what he would say....
Track Name: Is This Cruelty to Animals?
5. Is This Cruelty to Animals?

I used to have a hamster named LeBron.

He died, disappointed of old age.

The disappointment was about the research and experiments which goes on day and night at Ohio State Univerity,

by mad scientists using hamsters, rats, mice, and gini pigs

The can't find a cure for AIDS yet, because...
Track Name: The Return of Slim Shady
6. The Return of Slim Shady

Slim Shady was a two-timer, double-dealing....

Slim Shady was a mother humper, boozer, and coke addict --

"What's new pussycat, 'WHOA-UOW'

White snud was coming out of his nose and was (he) was helusionating like a moter fucker.

What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

What goes on in Bob's Bar...
Track Name: Motivations
7. Motivations

INTEGRITY: Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching. JANUARY 2010

DETERMINATION: It’s easier to go downhill than up it, but the view is much better at the top. FEBRUARY 2010

POTENTIAL: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. MARCH 2010

ATTITUDE: Success, health, happiness, and wealth can be attributed to the choice of your attitude. APRIL 2010

FOCUS: People with goals succeed because they know where they are going. MAY 2010

DARE: Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. JUNE 2010

RISK: Only those who risk going too far, can possibly find out how far they can go. JULY 2010

CHANGE: You can weather the winds of change by standing firm on your principles. AUGUST 2010

DREAM: The courage to dream and to grow is our greatest ally; it adds color to our lives. SEPTEMBER 2010

INDEPENDENCE: Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid. NOVEMBER 2010

SUCCESS: The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. DECEMBER 2010

THE SHIT-HOUSE POET IS AT IT AGAIN!

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***OCTOBER didn't show up b/c she was tired of being called "Rocktober" by ev bod, back in 2010.
Track Name: Ripe and Ready CLUB MIX
8. Ripe and Ready CLUB MIX

*("Shake that ass until the tampon slashes the gash!" -- Homer, Coachella #1)